Actors Who Rule, Not Drool: #9

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Number nine goes to Mr. Nicolas Cage. He's completely bat shit crazy...I wouldn't wanna mess with him. I'll let the video do the explaining.

Actors Who Rule, Not Drool: #10

Alright, so my first blog is going to be something I've wanted to do for a while now: tell you who the top most bad ass, insane, and talented actors are. Don't even try to argue with it. I'll slap you so fast... So anyway, this first installment will  be dedicated to number ten slot holder, Eric Bana.

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Alright, so first off this freakin' cool Australian bastard was the first guy to play The Hulk/ David Banner in a movie. So let's stop right there for a second. Bana...Hmmm...his last name sounds curiously like an Australian trying to say Banner doesn't it? That's proof enough to me that he was born with the sole purpose of playing the Hulk. So damn the suits in Washington for replacing him with cookie cutter actors like Ed Norton and Mark Ruffalo, who play with dolls, like to watch Will and Grace, and star in "13 Going On 30" with Jennifer Garner. Meanwhile, while they paint their nails, Eric Bana's probably eating African Cave Dwelling Spiders in the outback somewhere. Plus, he's a damn good actor. Ever see "Munich" in like 2006? That movie almost won best damn picture, and while it's supposedly a movie about a 1972 Israeli covert assassination operation, I'm pretty sure it's just a documentary about what what Eric Bana and Daniel Craig do for fun when they decide to visit Germany. And yes, Eric Bana and Daniel Craig were in the same movie once, and it was glorious. Now some people would say: "Shuuuuut yo dumb ass up, Brad Pitt dragged Eric Bana's kicked ass through the dirt in 2004's "Troy." And that's when I would say "Troy" was the biggest bag of shit I had to endure in 2004 and therefore their argument has no merit in my eyes. However, since Eric Bana even decided to take part in such a dumb ass project, that immediately drops him to ten on my list... Bitch.

Here's The Bottom Line.

Alright  jabrones, this is the way it's going to go around here at "The Old Saloon": I'm going to throw my opinions out there about movies, TV, books, music, and life in general. Take it if you want it and if you don't send it right back. But I. Will. Be. Heard, with an "a'' and it's gonna be magick with a "k." Now  let's get bloggin'.

- Howlin' Mad