Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Actors Who Rule, Not Drool: #8

                                                                   #8
Michael Fassbender is just one of those  actors that comes along every once in a while, that makes even the most lady lovin' dudes want to be his petty man slave. Hell, you know I would. Starring in Inglourious Basterds, X-Men: First Class, and 300, Fassbender shoots Nazis in the balls, crushes their skulls at will, and then a few thousand years earlier, he slaughtered probably a good 6 or 7,000 of those wacky Persians, who were somehow a world power while being lead by a rather dainty, and effeminate bald man. Who painted himself gold. Anyway, thousands of stupid asses who thought they stood a chance against the mighty Fassbender, were met with a nice swift kick from this bad ass, dead-sexy son of a bitch.The man truly is an amzing actor, he's going to be in an upcoming movie with fellow bad ass Viggo Mortensen in the coming year about Sigmund Freud, and may even be booked to play Magneto at least one more time possibly. The man's on fire. Sexy, hot, talented fire. If this countdown was being done about five or six years from now, he'd be way higher than eight, I'll tell you that. However, he kinda fudged the bucket in 2010, and bruised the hearts of his man crushers, with this massive piece of garbage:

 Way to go dumb ass. This lands you at eight. But I still love you.

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